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  1. I have a cunning plan…

    1-Does it involve turnip?

    2-Not this time my lord.

    1-Okay, let’s hear it but remember to keep your expectations low.

    2-So, the plan is to do absolutely nothing…

    1-That will achieve what exactly?

    2- That’s the cunning part. It will achieve nothing!

    1- So basically your cunning plan is not having a plan?

    2- Yes!

  2. Epic battle.

    Precise location is of no importance to any of you! All you need to know shall follow!

    I just came out of some building. I had to face the epic trial of stairs. I had done that before so I thought that would be it. Was it? No! This time fate gave me a surprise! As I prepared for getting down those stairs I was confronted by a DEAD BIRD! Yes! I didn’t see it. I was at a disadvantage. Sure, the bird was dead, but I didn’t see him. He could have taken me by surprise. Luckily my leg, having a mind of it’s own kicked that dead bird down the stairs. How awesome is that?

    Less gay version: I accidentally kicked a dead bird. how awesome is that.

  3. Ode to bun with jam.

    I had a bun with jam
    I’m It’s biggest fan
    I ate it so fast
    Laugh if you must
    It had a wonderful crust.


    Now it’s a memory
    A wonderful jamory
    I want some more
    Eating hardcore.


    I would buy some again
    And couldn’t get home then
    That is a sucky situation
    Suffered by latvian nation.

    Digest in peace!